That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
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That's how twitter works, right?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
did you just send me my own nude
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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