I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
