Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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