Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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