dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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