There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we're making bets on your personal life
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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