so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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