i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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