I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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