He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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