This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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