he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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