and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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