Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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