Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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