this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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