Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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