did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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