I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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