we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
