im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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