Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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