Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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