Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
is it fun? or sober?
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