I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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