My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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