I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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