oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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