my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
sarcasm needs its own font
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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