"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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