His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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