we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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