Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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