Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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