singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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