this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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