yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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