Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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