I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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