i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
you never un-have a 4some
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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