It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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