ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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