you have to choose: penises or morals?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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