no. you can't hotbox the world.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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