Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
