You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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