Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
