just tell him i said nine months
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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