You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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