What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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