I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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