Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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