do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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