There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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