I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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