bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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